http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/ RSS Feed of latest 15 Articles about Humor on OnlineEarnings Article Board Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:49:25 +0000 en-US Humor 180 http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/how-twitter-is-destroying-your-mind.html Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:49:25 +0000 jackdeal Humor twittertwitterstwitteringtwittwitterersavatarself expressiondare twitterunimportant people 53250@http://www.onlineearnings.net It's called parsing. It means that you cannot think of anyone or anything over 140 characters long. Each letter, number, punctuation point and space counts as a character. Twitter rules as well as destroys. As you probably have... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/how-ter-cure-stress-quickly-and-effectively.html Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:49:30 +0000 alagammate Humor stress meditation exerciseprayer affirmationsprogressive relaxation 53076@http://www.onlineearnings.net Though this article contains valuable and useful information on curing stress, it's also meant to be humorous. This article is written in cockney. So let's have some fun! Stress is the feelin' yer cop wen yer begin ter worry, breathe r... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/technical-troubleshooting-at-att-yahoo-for-fun--profit-and-sheer-adventure.html Thu, 22 May 2008 12:32:17 +0000 jackdeal Humor ATTAT&TYahooblogstechtroubleshootingtroubleshootwebsiteRed Soxcomputer cloudwhopperweb 50402@http://www.onlineearnings.net It's not that AT&T is a small company. Neither is Yahoo. My webhosting says AT&T Yahoo, so that should make matters simple. My monthly billings are exquisitely accurate as any charge possible anywhere throughout the AT&T Yahoo mega ... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/civilized-visualization-or-worrying-about-worrying-about-having-the-big-one.html Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:39:28 +0000 jackdeal Humor worryworry about worryworriedme worrymy worriesheart attackattackMIanxietystressheartme 47437@http://www.onlineearnings.net A new study tells us we should stop worrying about worrying as if we didn't already know. It all started when some group of research pointy heads found out that worrying about paying health insurance premiums was causing people to get... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-strange-case-of-dr.-pietro-d-abano-or-things-really-could-be-much-worse.html Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:54:55 +0000 jackdeal Humor Inquisitionsorcerymagicburned in effigyeffigyburnedburned at the staketrialheresyheresy 47435@http://www.onlineearnings.net Whenever we feel the need to lower our heads in collective depression and despair, we take heart from the simple fact that things can always be worse. To reaffirm this fact of our cruel and unjust life, it helps if we remind ourselve... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/dumber-by-design--we-re-feeble-minded--what-s-your-excuse-.html Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:50:48 +0000 jackdeal Humor dumbdumb by designdesign dumbstupiddumb and stupidstupidly dumbdumbly stupidfunny stupiddumb 47434@http://www.onlineearnings.net There you have it and we admit we have thrown in the towel. We have lost interest in everything. That doesn't mean we're bored; it just means we have no interests. None. With no interests it's harder to get bored, no? At any rat... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/how-to-get-free-food-by-effectively-using-the-halftime-exit-strategy.html Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:17:13 +0000 jackdeal Humor halftimeexit strategyneedssilly needsself centeredfree foodtime outbacklinksBuddhaStooges 46646@http://www.onlineearnings.net The simple truth is I'm not hung up on me. I don't sit around analyzing myself and what my colleagues or neighbors are thinking or not thinking. For that reason and several others, some people think I am strange, weird and enlightened... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/-the-dating-manual-for-old-marrieds--is-a-cognitive-behavioral-engineering-helpdesk.html Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:35:50 +0000 jackdeal Humor oldsterselderlydatingagedmiddle agedhusbandwifegirlfriendtherapyrehabteamdrunkGodgodsI 46580@http://www.onlineearnings.net Recently psychotherapists and counselors have been recommending that old married couples go out on 'dates' to rekindle their relationship. The purpose of these dates is to create a sense of excitement when the fire has gone out and st... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-two-marble-stress-reduction-therapy-plan-or--what-me-worry--.html Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:52:08 +0000 jackdeal Humor worryworry ballsChinese worry ballsstressstress and anxietyanxietyFeldenkreisstressorstress 46533@http://www.onlineearnings.net Before video games we kids played with marbles. There were 'funsies' where the participants would simply play for the fun of it. Then there were 'keepsies' or a type of wager where the loser lost his marbles thus introducing many an ... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-dynamics-and-finer-points-of-sleeping-in-a-yucatecan-hammock.html Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:24:04 +0000 jackdeal Humor hammockhammockssleepsleepingYucatanpeninsulasleep hammocksleep in hammockhammockYucatanyou 45542@http://www.onlineearnings.net For Gringos, hammocks are for putting up in the backyard at siesta time. Cartoons show a sleeping hammocker getting spun up into his backyard hammock. But for millions of people living in the tropics, hammocks are a way of life. An... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/-criminal--treesitters-winning-war-of-nerves-against-weenie-ucsc-administrators.html Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:11:49 +0000 jackdeal Humor UCUCSCSanta Cruzstudentstreesittersenvironmentecologyadminstratorsmanualupper handGoliath 44956@http://www.onlineearnings.net Three guys up in trees are winning the war of words and nerves against the multi-billion University of California system. The three guys and their supporters are bringing the highly taunted University of California to its administrat... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/amoebic-dysentery---nature-s-foolproof-crash-diet-plan-for-the-new-emaciated-look.html Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:01:46 +0000 jackdeal Humor weight losslosedysenteryamobaeamoebic dysenterythe runsdiarrheafeverchillstraveltraveler 44795@http://www.onlineearnings.net You know you are there when you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time. You just have to lose those pounds and it just doesn't get any better than losing them on both ends. What you really need is an IV drip since you are... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/my-secret-life-as-a-junk-man-or-my-new-cognitive-behavioral-materialism-therapy.html Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:47:37 +0000 jackdeal Humor junkmaterialismtherapypatientcognitivebehavioralcognitive behavioraljunkfleacollectibleart 43444@http://www.onlineearnings.net Like many other Americans I was once a slave to stuff. I had more than I needed. No more. I owe my enlightenment to being junk dealer. I have to come clean and admit that I dealt with pallets, pickups, box vans and even warehouses ... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/yes-virginia--there-is-an-allegorical--metaphorical--and-culturally-neutered-santa-claus.html Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:46:25 +0000 jackdeal Humor SantaSanta ClausChristmasBelievebelieffairy talefamilykidsneighborsplaySantaClausSanta 41579@http://www.onlineearnings.net As a tyke I remember Santa Claus and the big to do at Christmas. Maybe it was more important back then...today the affluence and indifference of our modern angst has probably diminished both Christmas' and Santa's influence. If marke... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/i-d-rather-be-an-ugly-mexican-than-an-unhappy--stupid--silly-argentinean.html Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:42:32 +0000 jackdeal Humor ArgentinaMexicoArgentinesMexicansArgentineansPeronMaradonaKirchnerEva PeronFalklandsBrits 41511@http://www.onlineearnings.net Or is it Argentine? At the first International Dance Championship in Buenos Aires, Argentinean judge and newspaper reporter Jorge Lafauci was recorded as saying that the "Mexicans are the ugliest; the only good looking Mexicans are o...