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May 22 2008 Technical Troubleshooting at ATT Yahoo for Fun, Profit and Sheer Adventure by: jackdeal

It's not that AT&T is a small company. Neither is Yahoo. My webhosting says AT&T Yahoo, so that should make matters simple. My monthly billings are exquisitely accurate as any charge possible anywh

March 17 2008 Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One by: jackdeal

A new study tells us we should stop worrying about worrying as if we didn't already know. It all started when some group of research pointy heads found out that worrying about paying health insurance

March 17 2008 The Strange Case of Dr. Pietro d'Abano or Things Really Could Be Much Worse by: jackdeal

Whenever we feel the need to lower our heads in collective depression and despair, we take heart from the simple fact that things can always be worse. To reaffirm this fact of our cruel and unjust l

March 17 2008 Dumber by Design: We're Feeble-Minded, What's Your Excuse? by: jackdeal

There you have it and we admit we have thrown in the towel. We have lost interest in everything. That doesn't mean we're bored; it just means we have no interests. None. With no interests it's ha

February 29 2008 How to Get Free Food by Effectively Using the Halftime Exit Strategy by: jackdeal

The simple truth is I'm not hung up on me. I don't sit around analyzing myself and what my colleagues or neighbors are thinking or not thinking. For that reason and several others, some people think

February 29 2008 'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk by: jackdeal

Recently psychotherapists and counselors have been recommending that old married couples go out on 'dates' to rekindle their relationship. The purpose of these dates is to create a sense of excitemen

February 28 2008 The Two Marble Stress Reduction Therapy Plan or 'What Me Worry'? by: jackdeal

Before video games we kids played with marbles. There were 'funsies' where the participants would simply play for the fun of it. Then there were 'keepsies' or a type of wager where the loser lost hi

February 05 2008 The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock by: jackdeal

For Gringos, hammocks are for putting up in the backyard at siesta time. Cartoons show a sleeping hammocker getting spun up into his backyard hammock. But for millions of people living in the tropi

January 26 2008 'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators by: jackdeal

Three guys up in trees are winning the war of words and nerves against the multi-billion University of California system. The three guys and their supporters are bringing the highly taunted Universi

January 24 2008 Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look by: jackdeal

You know you are there when you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time. You just have to lose those pounds and it just doesn't get any better than losing them on both ends. What you real

January 01 2008 My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy by: jackdeal

Like many other Americans I was once a slave to stuff. I had more than I needed. No more. I owe my enlightenment to being junk dealer. I have to come clean and admit that I dealt with pallets, pic

November 27 2007 Yes Virginia, There is an Allegorical, Metaphorical, and Culturally Neutered Santa Claus by: jackdeal

As a tyke I remember Santa Claus and the big to do at Christmas. Maybe it was more important back then...today the affluence and indifference of our modern angst has probably diminished both Christma

November 25 2007 I'd Rather Be an Ugly Mexican than an Unhappy, Stupid, Silly Argentinean by: jackdeal

Or is it Argentine? At the first International Dance Championship in Buenos Aires, Argentinean judge and newspaper reporter Jorge Lafauci was recorded as saying that the "Mexicans are the ugliest; t

November 25 2007 Intelligent Design and Natural Intelligence Are Two Peas in the Same Old Pod by: jackdeal

"That lady Madalyn O'Hair got murdered because she took prayer out of schools," said the man on the news. I once interviewed Mad Madalyn. I also knew she got murdered because she was cheap and explo

November 21 2007 Boycott Chinese and Buy Mexican by: jackdeal

Bad Boy China is finally ticking off the sensitive diversity folks in my barrio. Somehow lead contaminated products were easier to take; after all, lead kills slowly. Lead is not nearly as dramatic as

November 15 2007 UCSC Treesitting Protesters Barking Up Some Really, Really Big Redwood Trees by: jackdeal

It had to happen sooner or later on what is considered the most beautiful campus in the United States. With a population of over 20,000 and more coming, the University of California at Santa Cruz has

November 15 2007 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe by: jackdeal

At least on this planet, the USA is considered the leading democratic nation and by many scorecards the hands down numero uno country in the world. What the rest of the world is finally beginning to

November 15 2007 How Your Collective Thinking is Destroying Your Mind, Career, Personal Life and Hippocampus by: jackdeal

You know who you are. You've turned over your locus of self control for the collective good. You've given up your mind and soul for others. You have adopted the standards and norms that are accepta

November 08 2007 There is no Security with Shaking Ground, Mad Shoplifters and Thieving Families by: jackdeal

Last night the ground moved. Again. It started a little after 8:00 and lasted about 15 seconds; a swaying motion rocking back and forth. It had been a while. Actually several years. This one was a 5.

November 05 2007 Lessons in Life We Can Learn from Ugly Women with Big Tattoos by: jackdeal

All of us can't be beautiful. God knows.Take me for instance. I'm nondescript. You see me in a restaurant and it's as if I'm not there. On the one hand that's good because no one is pointing at me and


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