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Why Are Funny Thongs & Boxers Sexier?

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Some guys do things the same all their lives. Women too. We mimic our parents. My mom bought me plain white stretch briefs as underwear all through my childhood, so when I grew into an adult, I bought them too. Little did I know what a fashion sin I was causing.

It was not until, perhaps, I was about fifty that I met a woman who saw them and told me to remove them. I thought she might be hot for me, but the true fact was, she said, "Put on some jeans, we are going to J.C. Penny's right now and finding you some decent adult underwear!"

In the car on the way to the store all kinds of thoughts went through my head. I had not dated in awhile. Was this what dating was like now? The woman changes you from the toes up, starting at the lower-mid parts? We went to a department store and the next thing I knew we were checking out with all kinds of colorful bikini briefs, tight boxers, loose colorful boxers, and anything that looked and felt good. All I could think was, "But the public is not going to see these unless I decide one day to become a flasher", and that was not on my vitae or business plan.

On the other hand, I often called her the thong queen. This woman loved thongs. I always felt her motto should have been "With a thong, you can't go wrong", but that was too obvious, so I said, "She has a thong in her heart." (I wrote that one down because I liked it. I will explain more later in this article.

Now I must go off-topic a moment to explain that I am a cartoonist. I make my living by selling my licensed goods on such products as funny tees, mouse pads, aprons, hoodies, and other gifts and collectibles. My cartoon is called Londons Times Cartoons.

Experts tend to feel that adult males and females on the average think about sex a certain numbers of times per day, statistically, but I don't know the exact statistics. I know it is problematic for me not to at least consider it when thinking about or talking about a thong, especially when worn by an attractive female. Is that wrong? And I'm guessing the same thought may go through the average adult female when thinking about a nice looking guy dressed in attractive undergarments.

Of course nobody, especially a male, wants to be laughed at when his underwear is noticed, especially by a female and even more especially by a female he plans to be his soulmate.

One must admit, being a prude or not, sex is not just fun but can be quite funny too. Not sex itself, with all respect I find it a spirtual and even holy act. But the "mating part" the "courting part" reminds me of watching old reruns of "Wild Kingdom". We can be real animals in a way. So does sexy and funny underwear bring out more of the animal in us? I decided to find out and opened a store that sells sexy and funny boxers and thongs with my cartoon images on them online.

And the feedback has been phenomenal with our new little niche store "A Thong In My Heart".

My first male-instinct thought was to name it "A Boxer In My Heart" but for some reason I felt it would go over like "A Stint In My Heart".

The offbeat cartoon thongs and boxers, to my knowledge, are the first of their kind on the market and the topics of the cartoons range from famous rock stars to dogs to love and romance.

So my thought is, maybe I did it a bit too late for this Valentines Day, but there is still plenty of time. Both the boxers and thongs are sexy and funny and I want some of them myself. She now has me hooked on trendy fashionable underwear and by golly now I have my own line. Eat your heart out BVD!

About the Author

Cartoonist Rick London has become hooked on fashionable underwear. So much so, he decided to launch his private label brand of sexy funny boxers and thongs. His online store is called A Thong In My Heart Sexy Funny Cartoon Thongs And Boxer Shorts