http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/ RSS Feed of latest 15 Articles about Humor on OnlineEarnings Article Board Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:45:45 +0000 en-US Humor 180 http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/worst-case-scenarios---zombie-outbreak.html Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:45:45 +0000 Samwise Humor zombie survival guidehalloweenzombie outbreakzombie holocausthalloween fun 55345@http://www.onlineearnings.net Halloween is on it's way. Shops are stocking a huge variety of spooky shortbreads and sinister sweeties. The first jack 'o' lanterns are starting to appear in windows and doorways.Posters advertising Halloween parties and club nights h... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/an-amusing-look-at-the-premiership-season-ahead.html Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:45:56 +0000 enrico Humor premier leaguechelseaman uarsenalliverpoolevertonnewcastleman cityhullwest ham 55113@http://www.onlineearnings.net This article takes a look at the likely outcome of the end of this Premiership season. Please note that as the season has not been played out it is impossible to accurately predict the outcome. None of the events that are mentioned in ... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/silly-yuppie--trailers-are-for-boats-.html Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:24:58 +0000 TheTimeRider Humor motorcycle accessoriesmotorcycle noveltiesmotorcycle trailershumormotorcycle travel 54657@http://www.onlineearnings.net So, you bought a brand new shiny bike and you don't want to get it dirty. You've decided that taking it to the rally at Sturgis by trailer should protect it. Get real! The whole idea of the Sturgis Bike rally is not just to meet people... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/rants--2---i-ve-got-more-to-say-and-there-s-no-stopping-me-now-.html Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:06:31 +0000 betteru Humor humorfitnessfitness humorgymnutritionfoodfunny storyjoketrainingweights 54547@http://www.onlineearnings.net Nothing gets on my nerves more than things being passed off as something they're not, especially when it comes to health and fitness. Now I've got even more stuff on my mind.1. "Eat Whatever You Want And Still Lose Weight" Fat Loss Pi... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-dog-ate-your-homework-and-better-excuses.html Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:46:36 +0000 enrico Humor sick daysexcuseswork excuseshomeworklateness 54378@http://www.onlineearnings.net For everyone that has ever failed to complete homework, attend an important family event or arrived late for work - if you have used any of the following examples then you wouldn't have been believed. Despite being told repeatedly tha... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/how-twitter-is-destroying-your-mind.html Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:49:25 +0000 jackdeal Humor twittertwitterstwitteringtwittwitterersavatarself expressiondare twitterunimportant people 53250@http://www.onlineearnings.net It's called parsing. It means that you cannot think of anyone or anything over 140 characters long. Each letter, number, punctuation point and space counts as a character. Twitter rules as well as destroys. As you probably have... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/how-ter-cure-stress-quickly-and-effectively.html Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:49:30 +0000 alagammate Humor stress meditation exerciseprayer affirmationsprogressive relaxation 53076@http://www.onlineearnings.net Though this article contains valuable and useful information on curing stress, it's also meant to be humorous. This article is written in cockney. So let's have some fun! Stress is the feelin' yer cop wen yer begin ter worry, breathe r... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/technical-troubleshooting-at-att-yahoo-for-fun--profit-and-sheer-adventure.html Thu, 22 May 2008 12:32:17 +0000 jackdeal Humor ATTAT&TYahooblogstechtroubleshootingtroubleshootwebsiteRed Soxcomputer cloudwhopperweb 50402@http://www.onlineearnings.net It's not that AT&T is a small company. Neither is Yahoo. My webhosting says AT&T Yahoo, so that should make matters simple. My monthly billings are exquisitely accurate as any charge possible anywhere throughout the AT&T Yahoo mega ... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/civilized-visualization-or-worrying-about-worrying-about-having-the-big-one.html Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:39:28 +0000 jackdeal Humor worryworry about worryworriedme worrymy worriesheart attackattackMIanxietystressheartme 47437@http://www.onlineearnings.net A new study tells us we should stop worrying about worrying as if we didn't already know. It all started when some group of research pointy heads found out that worrying about paying health insurance premiums was causing people to get... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-strange-case-of-dr.-pietro-d-abano-or-things-really-could-be-much-worse.html Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:54:55 +0000 jackdeal Humor Inquisitionsorcerymagicburned in effigyeffigyburnedburned at the staketrialheresyheresy 47435@http://www.onlineearnings.net Whenever we feel the need to lower our heads in collective depression and despair, we take heart from the simple fact that things can always be worse. To reaffirm this fact of our cruel and unjust life, it helps if we remind ourselve... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/dumber-by-design--we-re-feeble-minded--what-s-your-excuse-.html Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:50:48 +0000 jackdeal Humor dumbdumb by designdesign dumbstupiddumb and stupidstupidly dumbdumbly stupidfunny stupiddumb 47434@http://www.onlineearnings.net There you have it and we admit we have thrown in the towel. We have lost interest in everything. That doesn't mean we're bored; it just means we have no interests. None. With no interests it's harder to get bored, no? At any rat... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/how-to-get-free-food-by-effectively-using-the-halftime-exit-strategy.html Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:17:13 +0000 jackdeal Humor halftimeexit strategyneedssilly needsself centeredfree foodtime outbacklinksBuddhaStooges 46646@http://www.onlineearnings.net The simple truth is I'm not hung up on me. I don't sit around analyzing myself and what my colleagues or neighbors are thinking or not thinking. For that reason and several others, some people think I am strange, weird and enlightened... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/-the-dating-manual-for-old-marrieds--is-a-cognitive-behavioral-engineering-helpdesk.html Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:35:50 +0000 jackdeal Humor oldsterselderlydatingagedmiddle agedhusbandwifegirlfriendtherapyrehabteamdrunkGodgodsI 46580@http://www.onlineearnings.net Recently psychotherapists and counselors have been recommending that old married couples go out on 'dates' to rekindle their relationship. The purpose of these dates is to create a sense of excitement when the fire has gone out and st... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-two-marble-stress-reduction-therapy-plan-or--what-me-worry--.html Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:52:08 +0000 jackdeal Humor worryworry ballsChinese worry ballsstressstress and anxietyanxietyFeldenkreisstressorstress 46533@http://www.onlineearnings.net Before video games we kids played with marbles. There were 'funsies' where the participants would simply play for the fun of it. Then there were 'keepsies' or a type of wager where the loser lost his marbles thus introducing many an ... http://www.onlineearnings.net/humor/the-dynamics-and-finer-points-of-sleeping-in-a-yucatecan-hammock.html Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:24:04 +0000 jackdeal Humor hammockhammockssleepsleepingYucatanpeninsulasleep hammocksleep in hammockhammockYucatanyou 45542@http://www.onlineearnings.net For Gringos, hammocks are for putting up in the backyard at siesta time. Cartoons show a sleeping hammocker getting spun up into his backyard hammock. But for millions of people living in the tropics, hammocks are a way of life. An...